So fox hunting has been outlawed in the UK but the Spaniards just left these poor foxy chicks out to freeze in Spain's Costa del Cludge. What do you think about those nasty people who speaky bad EEEEeenglish. Have your say BLOG IT.
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linstickultackul
- 2006-02-09 @ 23:26:31
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- 2006-02-21 @ 21:46:22
class, love this blog!
After viewing this photograph, I've taken an executive decision to try and make the 'Foxy Chicks' some serious wonga. To the untrained eye, the picture just looks like any other image of 3 disheveled, cold pensioners on the beachfront at Filey. But look a little closer and you'll spot a clear media opportunity. Each of the 'models' have carefully layered between 3 and 4 items of clothing to keep out the chill - and whilst they've been less than selective with ensuring that each piece comes from the same fashion season - the man made fibres and light pastel colours are all distinctively from Primark. Never one to miss an opportunity, I've spoken to Craptash Khan, Marketing Director at Primark's HQ in Preston, and he was bowled over by the loyalty that the 3 of you have shown to this leading label. Never in the history of fashion photography has there been a case where 3 geriatrics have all been snapped wearing upwards of 16 items of Primark branded clothing with a combined sales value of less than twenty quid for the lot! Craptash wants you all to sign up for the summer season range - but has specifically asked that Anne's crutch be placed behind the bench with the wheelchair - something to do with upsetting Heather Mills who has registered her one-leggedness as a fashion trademark. You'll get paid in clothes, bin liners full of them, with a Christmas bonus consisting of a gift voucher worth a tenner. This will satisfy your Primark cravings well into 2007. I'll take a commission of 10% of all earnings, which should be enough for 3 suits, 4 pairs of shoes, a 'leather' jacket and a set of luggage in aquamarine green.
Steve