Innovative as ever, 'scotch' Phil Crowe recently came up with a new take on the "keep your spirits up" type conversation with Mave. During a discussion about the importance of living life to the full and how you've got to "squeeze as much in today as you can 'cos it might be your last" - Phil avoided using the usual cliches about ambitions to parachute from 30,000ft or climbing Mount Kilimanjaro in his pyjamas or even learning a new skill, such as lion taming perhaps. Instead, Phil managed to "squeeze every last drop" out of his day by taking the life changing decision to invest in a 10ft x 8ft shed rather than take the easy path and plug for a 'standard' 7ft x 5ft model. This truly earth shattering feat of derring do apparently shocked Mavis to the core - forcing her back on to the brandy that she'd seemingly 'gone off' since she consumed 3 bottles of the stuff the night that Sheila stayed on the sofa - wonder why?
You'll see from the pictures of the two sheds that Phil's decision to opt for the larger model certainly proves the point that there's no benefit in putting things off in life - you've just got to 'kin go for it! I mean, there's only a twenty quid difference between the two models - but the shed on the right just provides so much much more space in which to undertake high adrenelin adventure sports - e.g. storing paint cans in neat tower stacks or even, and hold on tight here everybody, spending hours making sure that the correct screws go in the correct storage trays. This is truly "living for today" at its most extreme - and I hope that Mave follows Phil's lead and pursues new adventures EVERY day. She might only start with a small 'garden tidy' - but its surely only a matter of time before she goes for the Big Daddy of them all - a roll-top 14ft x 12ft 'Ironman Workshop'. Go for it Mum you Crazy Bitch!
If you need more information about how you can incorporate sheds, shed related products or general household hardware items into an active and adrenelin fuelled lifestyle, then please book an appointment with Phil. A fee will apply for his time.