Salford Social Security investigators have decided to press charges against an Odsall man for falsifying a claim for Permanent Disability Living Allowance. Following what was described as a 'severe and life threatening stroke' by his wife, Mr Terry Tickletackle was caught out by a front page spread in the Manchester Evening News following his surprise win in the annual City of Salford Marathon. After completing the 26.2 miles in a time of 2hrs 28mins - a delighted Mr TickulTackul picked up his winners cheque of 10 grand and made off for the Oddsall Arms to celebrate with fellow 'car vendors'. The DSS have asked Mr TickulTackul to return 22 years of benefits, of which 22 years and 11 months consists of statutory sick pay for osteoperosis of the hip and middle knee and 1 month for stroke related benefits. The Police declined to comment, but said that they would be interested in interviewing Mr Tickultackul about the shipment of 4 V-reg Rovers to Taiwan in the mid-1980s and the disappearance of an entire fleet of ambulances from the old Salford Royal Hospital in 1992.