Linstickultackul

• Andy 'Alan Partridge' Crowe From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1328 days old)

  Recently spotted sporting a 'Captain Birdseye' blazer, Andy has now agreed to take over Steve Coogan's role in the next series of Alan Partridge. In a first for TV, there will be no need for the B… more

• Managing the Transition to Poets From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1333 days old)

  As we all know, managing the transition from private housing to public housing can be a stressful time in anybody's life. Just ask Mandy - who was briefly known as Mandy Mattress during her time o… more

• Stiff as a Board - Prickmark Brings in Top Aussie Model From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1339 days old)

  Tired of using attractive stick thin models to hang its clothes off, discount retailer Prickmark has gone back to basics with its new 'Face of 2006'. In a break with recent tradition of using 6 pa… more

• Doggy Fiddling Scandal From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1341 days old)

  Secret filming has caught one of Steve's Australian 'mates' enjoying a serious doggy fiddling session with his lickle princess, Molly. Only recently freed from a spell in prison after being wrongl… more

• Riot Police called to pensioners house From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1341 days old)

  More ASBO's needed in Seedley says local MP Riot police were called to a house in Seedley this morning after a serious domestic disturbance ended up with at least one pensioner in a flood of te… more

• Rob Looks to New Career From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1345 days old)

  Jealous of Steve's opportunities down under, Rob ponders on the change of career . Could he make it to Aus as part of a touring troup of Village People Lookalikies? Maybe even perform in front of … more

• Riot at Sydney Opera House From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1352 days old)

  As you may know, the Breadknife and I are currently in Sydney. I'm here on the pretence of attending some "meetings" - most of which involve sipping a cold one whilst oggling a blonde luvverly through… more

• Social go after Mr TickulTackul From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1354 days old)

  Salford Social Security investigators have decided to press charges against an Odsall man for falsifying a claim for Permanent Disability Living Allowance. Following what was described as a 'sev… more

• Crowe Goes to Jail - Free Molly! From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1354 days old)

  Terrible news from Down Under. In an obviously biased attack on Canine Rights, the Australian Quarantine and Inspection Service has IMPRISONED Molly Crowe for an offence that she DID NOT COMMIT!… more

• Phil lives life to the full - new shed purchase From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1354 days old)

  Innovative as ever, 'scotch' Phil Crowe recently came up with a new take on the "keep your spirits up" type conversation with Mave. During a discussion about the importance of living life to the… more

• Stroke My Arse From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1354 days old)

  Mr Tickultackul was suffering from a slight headache when his wife, the lovely Mrs Tickultacul rushed him and his Merc. promptly to Salford's salubrious Hope Hospital. After releasing a large quan… more

• Grand Theft Primark From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1354 days old)

  Saucy teenager Hannah Moore was wrongfully arrested at the Manchester Leader of fashion store Prickmark. When interviewed by staore detectives the youngster eloquently replied... "Yeah bu righert… more

• Uncle Len From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1367 days old)

  Can you see Stephen, Philip, Michael and Jacob?… more

• What's that smell? From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1367 days old)

  Hmm eau d'old meat and potato pie suffused with a hint of stale tobacco and a spritz of Canal no. 7 plus a combo of auld sweaty bollox.… more

• Foxy Chicks in Fingeryourhola! From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1367 days old)

  So fox hunting has been outlawed in the UK but the Spaniards just left these poor foxy chicks out to freeze in Spain's Costa del Cludge. What do you think about those nasty people who speaky bad EEEEe… more

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• Steve Choking His Chubb From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1374 days old)

  Look at the size of me chubb mum!!!… more

• Mavis From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1374 days old)

  This will be deleted when some real 'family ' pix are taken.… more

• Welcome to Linstickultackul From linstickultackul in Linstickultackul (1374 days old)

  To all Crowes, Foxes and other wildlife. This blog has been created for all us animals to keep an ear to the ground on the woodland tickul tackul both in the Northern and Southern hemispheres. … more

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