Linstickultackul

Mr Tickultackul was suffering from a slight headache when his wife, the lovely Mrs Tickultacul rushed him and his Merc. promptly to Salford's salubrious Hope Hospital. After releasing a large quantity of gas from his rectal passage Mr Tickultackul declared that his Mrs's diagnosis was shite and his parting comment was "stroke my arse!".

Saucy teenager Hannah Moore was wrongfully arrested at the Manchester Leader of fashion store Prickmark. When interviewed by staore detectives the youngster eloquently replied...
"Yeah bu righert but no it weren't me it were that Danielle who was tryin to get fingered by Carl but he said she smelt of fish righert soooo why you askin me do you F**kin fancy me or summat I don't even like Prickmark all your cloves is shite right and me room's not even need tidyin".
When Hannah's mother telephoned to protest at the incident she was faced with the rebuke of being told she was a f**king Scrote. Investigations continue.

Can you see Stephen, Philip, Michael and Jacob?

Hmm eau d'old meat and potato pie suffused with a hint of stale tobacco and a spritz of Canal no. 7 plus a combo of auld sweaty bollox.

So fox hunting has been outlawed in the UK but the Spaniards just left these poor foxy chicks out to freeze in Spain's Costa del Cludge. What do you think about those nasty people who speaky bad EEEEeenglish. Have your say BLOG IT.

Look at the size of me chubb mum!!!

This will be deleted when some real 'family ' pix are taken.

To all Crowes, Foxes and other wildlife. This blog has been created for all us animals to keep an ear to the ground on the woodland tickul tackul both in the Northern and Southern hemispheres.